Mikey

To be retarded, have red hair and smell like fish.

Mikey's hair is orange, therefore he is a ranga

by FELICIA ^^ March 18, 2007

Mikey

Some scruffy guy you always thought was a pedo but deep down he was just perv.

Damn you know that guy Mikey he looks like a pedophile but he actually isn't, can you believe it.

by Mommyfuckmybumbum April 21, 2021

Mikey

Really mean. Kinda self-centered. Athletic but really anoying. If you fall in love with one, he'll break your heart and stomp on the peices.

Girl 1: Man I really like him, he seems nice.
Girl2: Looks can be deciving. Plus have you ever met a Mikey?
Girl1: No, I want to.
Girl3: Seriously? Man I hope you dont like him. He is 100% a heart breaker

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 07, 2017

Mikey

Mikey a short jewish kid wich thinks he can skate board also thinks he's the shit,brags about dimeisa liking him and just lurks around dj and thomas and takes all your songs .

thomas: lets go skate

dj: okaiii

mikey: im comin too

by shortiidemii August 11, 2009

Mikey

Little shit that has no dick and gets it up his ass every night

Yo you know Jim they should name him Mikey

by Your,I want March 25, 2016

Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 07, 2017

Mikey

He's a cunt. Always loud, mean, and blames everything on lag. He has made it his life goal to figure out "How was that not a headshot" and swears a lot when his parents aren't home. You feel bad if you don't be his friend but you also regret it if you do.

Wow. You just pulled a Mikey.

by FriendlyCow February 17, 2019