He is a gay nigga that enjoys going deep inside his brother’s ass while simultainiusly sucking off his grandma in the corner of the room where he came out to his parents that he was a fag and he enjoyed sucking dick especially animal 1’s
by I psoeakthetruth December 05, 2019
A person, typically a Brazilian, with a low intellectual status due to poor prior education within a 3rd world country.
*After a transfer kid from a 3rd world country does poorly on test one might say*
Wow, that was a slipshod performance, you are such a Miguel.
Wow, that was a slipshod performance, you are such a Miguel.
by hellothereneighbour November 25, 2020
Miguel is a long faced horse name, they usually chase the coolest person in the group. Miguel likes it when you say "Why the long face?" If you get to better know him better he will not hurt when you say "Why the long face?" Miguel is a horse. Miguel is friends Gru and he likes poo.
by Miguel Longface September 08, 2020
Miguel is the type of guy to dip his balls in soy sauce, but not accept pre-marital hand holding. He always likes to suck dick, but only secretly, and then he feels bad about it. He never likes to roll on obama's toes, but he always moans yummy whenever someone smears deodorant on his ballsack. Overall, miguel likes big fat dick in his mouth and never asks permission to chop someone's dick off.
by The broom that goes boom February 09, 2020
by Eytffystf October 08, 2019
that s fucking miguel
by yhvbjdddddjjvjvtvvjtvjvjtvjttj September 13, 2019