dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

by flacker October 14, 2005

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner

Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

by Huge Tako May 5, 2022

fucking myselfie

A self-taken masterbatory image

Her profile picture on Tinder was a fucking myselfie!!

by taxxigirl August 7, 2014

bleed myself dry

Basically just willing to die or harm yourself for someone

Person 1: I'd bleed myself dry for you!

Person 1's partner: aww, really babe?
Person 1: yes, now let's have sex!

by Bustao99 January 12, 2022

mia myself

Being in a depressing mindset like Mia (a suicidal dog)

My life sucks, I wanna mia myself

by Mia myself December 24, 2021