mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

Merthur Day

The day where we all come together on the 8th of November to celebrate Merlin and his himbo Arthur with sad edits, sad fics, happy edits and happy fics alike :)))

Person 1: Bro it’s Merthur day

Person 2: Wtf is that

Person 3: THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN

by merthurismyreligion November 5, 2021

merth

The worst YouTuber to ever exist. Terrible gamershots.

Have you seen merth?
Ya. It sucked

by DatOneKidYT July 8, 2017

merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

mertzing

Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.

Did you see the new technogeek's pants? Not only are they highwaters, but he's mertzing too!

by Trixie Spishak June 12, 2007

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

Merton

A state of sadness or general unhappiness.

Becky's boyfriend Darnell and now she is merton for certain.

by Sweet Sarie November 24, 2018