skud-merk

a ghetto-ass way to say skid-marks

that bitch got some skud-merks, get the fuck otta here

by taf rekcuf January 19, 2005

Circle Merk

When a group of three or more sports teams destroy each other in cyclical fashion, creating a closed circuit of ass whooping or "merking".

It is counter-intuitive because it contradicts the notion of consistent quality and performance.

Team A decisively beats Team B decisively beats Team C but Team C somehow comprehensively beats Team A, completing the full round of mutual merking.

Gooner 1: I thought Arsenal was going to lose to Man City, because Man City destroyed Man United 6-1 and Man United destroyed Arsenal 8-2. But Arsenal actually just obliterated Man City 4-0!

Gooner 2: Hell yeah for the circle merk! GO ARSENAL!

by spriggan1 November 4, 2011

merk

background: merk - to kill someone, from the word mercenary, to kill for money

"getting merked on a tram over roosevelt island" (from El-P's Deep Space 9mm on Fantastic Damage

by Mel O. March 17, 2005

Lower Merion

a suburban area west of philadelphia filled with mostly first class, conservative, snoby people. most girls are clones; white iPhones, dark brown hair, attention seekers, should i go on? druggies are accepted, consists of public school Harriton and Lower Merion (Kobe woop woop)

You're from lower merion, NOT Philadelphia

by staceyidfk October 28, 2013

Marko

An amazing guy, who is always there for you when you need him. Does everything just to make you happy whenever he sees sadness in your eyes, mainly using cute pictures of puppies to cheer you up. A gorgeous guy everyone would do anything to have by their side and he deserves all the love of the world for his unlimited kindness and caring.

Wow Marko is gorgeous

by Ultralife January 7, 2018

Melkor

First evil overlord in LotR, Melkor, a.k.a. Morgoth, corrupted many Maiar and all people (to some extent) before he was finally cast out in I-583.

Melkor was the Great Evil that Aragorn mentioned.

by Korora November 17, 2003

Marko

Marko is a unique person. He likes to play games, vape, and chill a lot. Marko doesn’t beef with anyone. But, don’t get on his bad side Marko will fuck you up. Marko is a great ladies man he really loves to show attention to any women. He treats a woman like no other. He’s a different breed. He is very kind and cute also. He loves to always cuddle. He has very soft hands but really big ones. He is super tall. Yet, again Marko is a unique person. P.S. don’t get on his bad side, don’t say you’re from the hood when your definitely not. He will fuck you up, don’t act ghetto around him. But, ask him if he’s from the hood and he’ll tell you a whole story which is 100% true.

MARKOoo please read this!

by Himynameiswhat! September 24, 2020