Merk

to steal some thing or somebody

I best get my ten dollars bitch or im gonna beat your ass and Merk your wallet.

by HorvathN March 29, 2009

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1. To kill some one.
2. To smoke marijuana.

1. "These thirsty niggas are lurkin You have to catch em and merk em." -50 Cent, "In My Hood"
2. Hey man, I just packed this fat bowl. Let's merk!

by HoMiCyD July 24, 2007

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v. to take; to sample

Yo let me merk a little of that pizza.

by TXFLIP December 17, 2008

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merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)

dude if you're going to be a merkfag at least use more than one term other than "newfag" in your .

yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.

by Tekron420 January 30, 2008

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to 'pak' or hurt someone

don't merk me datz a lytle bit silly
dat boy got merked
he's goona get merked

by dapper December 12, 2004

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Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.

Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.

by jEmess March 1, 2010

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