Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 18, 2017

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

by 40z-N-Blunts January 15, 2009

Merk

Merk: (v) The act of projecting sexual or flirtacious advances on a relative, whether intoxicated or sober. Past Tense: Merked.

Guy 1: That drunk girl at the party last night was sitting on her cousins lap.
Guy 2: Yea! she was straight merkin.

Lannah: I hate to merk, but my cousin is lookin fine tonight!

Girl 1: Doesn't his new girlfriend look JUST like his sister?!
Girl 2: OMG he is SO MERKING!

by yothisisVAnotWV August 4, 2011

Merk

to steal some thing or somebody

I best get my ten dollars bitch or im gonna beat your ass and Merk your wallet.

by HorvathN March 29, 2009

merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

by ErikC. April 16, 2008