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Meat Curtain 

Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.
She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.
Meat Curtain by BFD007 January 23, 2010

Purple Meat Curtain 

The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia
Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?
Purple Meat Curtain by Jymmetry November 7, 2016

Meat curtain sauce toss 

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.

Meat Curtain Remembrance Day 

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

Stuffing The Meat Curtain 

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.
Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*