manster

half man, half monster = manster

That guy is a manster

by enken September 27, 2003

manstress

male mistress

Male (manstress) equivalent to a woman (mistress) sleeping with married man -> an unmarried man sleeping with a married woman

by Murse37 December 18, 2011

mansturbate

The same as regular masturbation, but more aggressive and manly.

Real men don't jack off, they mansturbate.

by MikeCareyHunt December 27, 2010

manstruating

Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds

Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating

by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009

manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating

dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.

by nicas4life July 6, 2008

manstress

The male counterpart to the mistress. This can be either the male partner in a love affair or a title given to a guy who is with another guy more than the guy's girlfriend is.

Jimmy went with his manstress Tim to the movies again, while Sara sat at home watching television with her parents.

by Colto22 May 17, 2009

maestrobate

Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

by ExecuMutant August 30, 2006