Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021

Mathias

Mathias` are often found either in the forest, hobbiting about. or working with wood. They craft all sorts of useless things. The "Busser" variety of Mathias` are like this.

Bob: Look, its a hobbit.
Dan: Man, thats really Mathias.

by Hunter Hinks March 5, 2011

Mathis

A form of Martial Arts taught only in and mastered throughout a lifetime of living in the town of Mathis,TX

Hell yeah, I know Mathis.

by Mathis Master July 28, 2010

mathison

An amazing basketball player who always seems to get girls to fall for him he can be rude on certain terms but over all is a pretty nice guy

Person1:Mathison you did so good a basketball today

by Qweekxnfjkdks April 23, 2018

Mathias

Mathias is a very intelligent guy. Unfortunately he does not any popular in anyway. He would think its fun to sit there and starre at a nothing and have no fun than being with his (2) friends. His a really annoying human being. Anti-Social asf *cough*. He's a really lonley kid the only friend he has is himself and his coumputer's. He's also a really picky human he would not eat any find off fish anf stuff the only thing he likes is water and milk and he does also not like soda or candy or anything in that sort. The only chips he likes i called Elias chips. He can't even tie his own shoe lases. And he can't even swim for his age. And he hates assholes like a ego person that thinks they're popular. That's why mathias has struggiling being happy he secrently wants to punch him in the face and unfriend and blobk him on any social media also in real life, but then the guy would annoy him forever

Random girl 1: Isn't that the boy names mathias that couldn't swim?
Random guy 1 : Yes that's him lol what a shame for him.
Random guy 2: Wow Mathias does nearly anything himself buh! My mom makes me make dinenr and do the dishes!!
Random girl 2: I don't get how mathias lives like that! i need to take out the trash :(

by <3 xoxo your devil xoxo <3 October 15, 2019

Mathias

THE BEST PERSON EVER HE IS SOOOOO COOL AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS AUTOGRAPH ALSO PAOLO THINKS HE IS VERY COOL AND GIVES HIM GOOD RANKS

"Mathias is so rad"

by Coolness_Lord November 1, 2021

Mathias

An absolute chad with a massive shlong, but is also nice sometimes

Girl 1: " i want to have premarital relations with Mathias"
Girl 2: " get in line"

by mafecharles April 7, 2022