Math

Mental Abuse To Humans
A class that was probably invented by Satan whilst he had a hissy fit over not being able to drag enough people to hell. Said to help us later in life, but i will never need 20+x32-4+86 if x=93.....

Teacher: Hello kids, todays warmup question will be "What is 459(20x-12)x3+42y if y equals 27 and x equals 45?"

Student: Why must we learn this?

Teacher: Because you're gonna need it later in life

Student: Yeaaah right (Shoots himself in head)

Moral of this story: MATH.IS.HELL.

by KJayyyyyyy January 16, 2014

MATH

A fucking boring subject you have to do in school with no choice

MATH is boring

by ethango July 15, 2017

Math

1) A reasonable cause for suicide.
2) Math is Satan itself.
3)

Bobby: Ma'am may you help me with my math homework?
Dumb Bitch: What's that?

by Rat Alex October 30, 2017

Math

(M)please
(A)fucking
(T)kill
(H)me

"Bro Math"

"Bruh"

by Disabled person September 26, 2019

math

wtf is math
fuck math
fuck whoever invented it

fuck math i wanna be a nurse i dont need to know e=mc^2 i need to know how to do fucking taxes

by immaculatepussy November 19, 2020

Math

M ental
A buse
T o
H umans

Math is worse than sitting in an electric chair.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

Math

Means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Guy1: Dude i failed at my math exam
Guy2: I know. math means mental abuse to humans

by Theoden King February 8, 2014