Mata

A guy that has a thing for engaged women

Person 1: Hey that girl is cute

Person 2: She's engaged to Brad

Person 1: Even better😈

Person 2: You're such a Mata

by Brad Petersen March 26, 2024

Mata

Village in Angolan Portuguese

“Bro I heard he got sent back to the Mata”

by 😌💅🏾 May 1, 2022

mata in pizda

word in romanian defining ur mom in someones pussy

alex:sugi pula
mihai:mata in pizda

by vagina-man July 11, 2023

mata

another word for a handjob

she didn’t give me neck, but i got that mata

by jay blixky January 5, 2020

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

Mata

A delightful, crusty little goblin who has danced a tiny dance from the beginning of time and will do so until the universe implodes into a black swirl of oblivion, smaller than a grain of sand. A mischievous goblin, who will play tricks on all it encounters, either benevolent or deeply evil, depending on if it thinks you’re chill or not. It will get drunk and order more White Castle sliders than any human being could ever consume. It will leak little boogers and then suck them back into it’s nose. It will dance a tiny dance with a little rainbow until the earth turns into dust. Occasionally it also goes by the name Springle as a back-up.

“Mata covered itself in glitter last night and threw up into my shoe.”

by Little rbow November 25, 2021

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 9, 2022