manpers

adult diapers

His colon control has become so unreliable since he visited Mexico that he has resorted to wearing manpers.

by Frank Hackett June 8, 2011

manperiod

that time of the month when hormones change- in males it results in increased horniness which lasts approximately 28-31 days.

"dude, my girlfriend's on her period and my manperiod's peakin' - I have got to do something!"

by bill b licious April 13, 2010

Manpering

Male version of Pampering

The lads are going to the Sauna for a bit of Manpering.

by Great_BEF December 16, 2008

macperp

(macperping, macperpers, macperped) the act of shoving a big mac up someones ass. (perpetaition + big mac= macperp)

while the sailor was sleeping his friend macperped him.

by ponyraperr214 September 14, 2009

Manpered

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.

Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.

by Big Alli G December 30, 2017

mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.

That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.

by Dave November 30, 2003

Masper

A way for saying sperma, the greek word for semen, in a polite way.

1) Thn teleytaia fora pou se eida eixes ena karo masper ston topa sou. Ti allakse?

2) - Ti odontokrema xrhsimopoieis kai einai toso leyka ta dontia sou?

- Aaa vazw masper ka8e vrady kai to afhnw xwris 3evgalma.

by dim07naoume June 29, 2011