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manic-productive

A mental disorder similar to manic-depression, but where the person is only productive a small portion of the day, usually 5 minutes before a deadline.

Symptoms include laziness and apathy for 90% of any working period, followed by a short burst of hyperactivity and blinding hot panic for a few minutes at a time, occuring when something was supposed to be completed or turned in. Resembles a seizure, but much less productive.

Related to procrastination.
That manic-productive clown in HR kept bugging me about how to fill out the weekly manning report after dicking around all day before it was due.
by goldb69 January 14, 2008
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bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.
"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."
by LemurChair June 11, 2018
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manascrewed

In Magic:The Gathering, to not draw enough lands or mana producers, like black lotus, to play spells and win the game.
"Man, I got so manascrewed in that last game against Kai Budde. I should put a few more forests in here."
by Montezuma999 May 28, 2003
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Manhicular Veslaughter

The exact opposite of vehicular manslaughter.

When a person runs over a car.
"OMG! Did you see that Kobe Bryant video where he commits Manhicular Veslaughter?!" "No."
by Neb Good November 6, 2008
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manic depresion

Manic depression is a bipolar mental disorder with varying periods of high highs and low lows. Sufferers of manic depression have both depresion and anxiety. Sufferers also sometimes have mood swings (happy one minute and depressed or scared another minute). see anxiety and also depression.

Those with manic depression often will have anxiety attacks for a period of time followed by a period of depression.
My manic depression makes me a paranoid, angry, and happy recluse.
by rabidwolf May 13, 2005
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manaia

amazing

allways funny knows her friends password (its not password)
sensitive around her true love
is that a manaia
yeah
shes so funny and smart
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Manwich

Man penetrating man penetrating man sex. Technically, the count is not limited to three participants,
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