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malding

emil is malding
by SkelettMan April 26, 2023
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malding

when you're mad and you're balding
"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"
by throwawaygh June 24, 2021
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Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong
you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun
by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021
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Mald

Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)
Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.
by TheletterAE January 12, 2022
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Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee
"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*
by maldermax September 11, 2023
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mald

Mald is a combination of words mad and bald. Being mald/malding is a situation when you're so unnaturally mad it, figuratively speaking, makes you lose hair to a point where you become bald. It's usually used on the internet, especially on Twitch and in gamer communities.

- For older people, I'd compare it to common folk saying: "Stress makes your hair grey"

Some studies showed a link between hair loss or being bald and anger issues so it's also used when a regular bald person is normally angry.
I hate this fucking RNG... it's making me mald!
by You sure bro? September 17, 2021
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malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.
So bad, so mad! Simply malding
by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021
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