Moral Majority

Irony at its finest.

Moral majority? I just giggled a bit...

by cxnnor May 30, 2009

Majoritally

In majority, or having majority.

The bags of food were majoritally large bags, but there was a few small bags as well.

by Codyrl January 14, 2021

party major

A party major is a group of easy but expensive courses with no absolutely professional value. Lot of stupid American kids take these majors and then whine about not getting a real job. They stay with their parents and want the government to pay off huge student debts they acquire to do these party majors while indulging in a lifestyle of partying, drinking, fooling around. Examples of party majors include -

Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.

All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.

Lisa: I flunked in math again.
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!

by Yogibearsmartass July 26, 2019

Major Tom

A fictional astronaut in David Bowie's lyrics. Also, as a metaphor: altered state of consciousness (with or without drugs), people in such state, who lose a sense of reality (have no ground control).

My mama said to get things done you'd better not mess with Major Tom (Ashes to Ashes by D.Bowie).

by Alex Tsarev November 10, 2008

F major

The act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type.

Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!"
Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!"

by Motzart April 26, 2012

sucks major ass

To suck beyond all recognition

1) Homework sucks major ass.
2) George W. Bush's presidency sucks major ass.

by Jonathan Kos-Read August 4, 2007

Mafo

A life changing motivational term coined by Nigerian music icon, Naira Marley which literally translates to "No Four".

Mafo simply means; keep your head up, don't loose guard, don't misbehave, never give up, don't be stupid, be smart, be wise, don't be a bastard, etc.

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You are not too old to make it big, Mafo!
God still got you and miracles can happen before the year runs out, Mafo!
If you didn't win today, mafo, there's always a tomorrow

by Kadet † December 29, 2019