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Mackenzie

Craziest bitch you'll ever meet. Stay out of her way, she will fucking eat your ass. She'll shove her hand so far up your colon you'll turn into a sock puppet.
Oh shit, is that Mackenzie?
by wetard awert February 17, 2020
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Mackenzie is actually the incredibly masculine named assigned only to the manliest of men. Because of the generally feminine connotation, it takes a guy who is very comfortable with his masculinity to hold this name.
The considerable length of word also has something to do with manliness, and any man named Mackenzie needs not compensate for ANYTHING. The long, full, solid name shows a particular drive for incomparable performance.
While there are many incredibly attractive girls bestowed with this name, it really belongs to a small but elite class of men who will one day take over the world.
Holy crap, that Mackenzie is one MANLY stud. I can't believe I thought he was a chick.
by MajorMackAttack September 21, 2010
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Mackenzie is a beautiful, goofy, kind hearted girl. She will walk into your life without asking and from that point on will make your whole world perfect. She will always be there for you even when she is down herself. She always puts people's feelings in front of hers before anyone elses and with never let a friend down. She doesn't let many people in but when she does she will never stop caring for you. Mackenzie is a person who you will never stop loving.
Okay Mackenzie is a whole snack
by jennacrackhead July 31, 2018
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A fool who don't go to school.
Teacher: Mackenzie was at the football game tonight, but has not been in school for 2 months.
Student: She is only "sick" during the school day.
Teacher: Is she planning on graduating.
Student: No she got an 80 year old sugar daddy to pay for her shit.
by Katiissycotic November 11, 2019
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an amazing guy with gorgeous brown eyes. he is soo sweet, and one of the hottest dudes you will ever meet. (:
an awesome friend and an even better boyfriend.
likes girls with brown wavy hair, and usually green eyess.
can be confusing at times. he can be very talkative or very shy, and he's adorable when he blushes. gives amazing, warm hugs <3

do not pass up a mackenzie,, ever .
mackenzie just asked me out, i think my life is complete .
by lollipopp October 18, 2010
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Mackenzie is the craziest person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She has a weird gamer boyfriend. She like Vitas 7th Element the song. She LOVES Harry Potter and is obsessed with Tom Holland! She is the type of person that everyone avoids and she is super weird. She has HEAPS of freckles and thick, short, brown hair.
Guy: Oh my gosh! How weird are you out of ten Mackenzie?!
Mackenzie: TEN!!!!!!!
by KENZIE THE WEIRD October 24, 2018
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Mackenzie is an amazing and sweet girl who needs someone And at one time I was that someone but now I’m not. If you meet Mackenzie. Give her a hug for me
Mackenzie needs your help
by Grape soda23 June 20, 2018
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