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Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
by Z-dad March 2, 2018
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Macgyverism

An item that was created through taking random or useless pieces and sticking them together to create something usefull.
Weed doesn't leed to other drugs, weed leeds to macgyverisms!
by Jim April 23, 2006
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Mister MacGyver

The Inappropriate Picture Found in Different Site, which was found in the inappropriate websites that are linked in this picture which it shows the character who is the Orange mouse.

So, don’t click this:
Do Not Click “Mister MacGyver”, it’s inappropriate.
by RataTat66 January 9, 2021
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Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.
When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"
by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017
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Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017
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Poopy Macgyver

A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.
Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!

Steve: "Yeah.."

Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."
by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019
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Macgyver

Guy who can escape from any dangerous situation with only a paperclip, a rubber band, and some chewing gum.
Hey, did you ever see that show MacGyver?
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?

Yep, that's the one!!
by definitionsanonymous June 17, 2016
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