mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.
Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.
by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012
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Cum Mustache

When one gives a blow job, and the recipient cums on the "giver's" face, just below the nose.

This is also often related to gay sex, as mustaches are usually inherited by males, rather than females
That guy gave his boyfriend friend a cum mustache the other day
by BloodyTurds February 16, 2009
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Detroit Mustache

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.
My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.
by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011
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awkward mustache

When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)
I hate that I can't grow a real mustache so I have to shave my awkward mustache all the time.
by lithalweapon October 27, 2011
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Deployment Mustache

A mustache grown during a military deployment.

Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.

It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.

It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
by A Soldier. November 2, 2018
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The Mustache Gang

A renowned gang of utter literate genius' who ruled the interweb with their witty banter and awfully good spelling!
Dude 1: hai have u hurrrd of the mustache gang?

Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!

Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.

Dude 2: Word.
by Streetamus Crimius January 14, 2010
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Mocha Mustache

When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.
I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
by Rumplenutz September 1, 2018
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