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loofa

Chris is acting like such a loofa right now!
by Loyal2Destiny November 13, 2016
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Loofle

laughing out over flub little einstein
She told me her mother was farting nonconstantly and I wrote loofle.
by smileeexdudeee March 5, 2009
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Loofer

Someone who eats too much fucking garlic bread
STOP EATING THE FUCKING GARLIC BREAD, YOU LOOFER!
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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chin loofa

extra long, unkempt goatee. Term originating from famed Valparaison Law School Professor Benjamin Daniel Loofa.
Check out the chin loofa on that dude. It must be a foot long.
by Ryan Steven December 9, 2008
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Loofer

A large yellow sponge used in cleaning and home care.

Someone annoying.
That reshma is such a loofer.

Pass me the loofer, i need to clean the bath.
by Greg Himself July 4, 2004
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loofus

(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.

(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.

(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.

(4) simon cowell

(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"

(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.

(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL

guy 2: god damnit loofus.

(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.

person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano

(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay

(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.

person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?

person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.

(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again

old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS

old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!

old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!

old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.

young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
by guess April 10, 2004
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Loofing

Loofing is when the man/woman shits in the sex-partner's vagina.

When loofing, the woman will in most cases lie on her back with her legs spread.
Ex 1: "Hey, Emily! How about some loofing tonight, eh?"

Ex 2: "Do you think that you would enjoy loofing?"
by ThatGuyWithoutGlasses January 27, 2011
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