Locker room joke 

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

Locker room joke by JMC70 December 6, 2016

locker slam 

The act of someone throwing their entire body at a set of lockers.

“Have you seen everyone that meme where people throw themselves at lockers?” “Yeah it’s called a locker slam”

locker slam by Stirfri123 October 8, 2019

locker stalker 

an unattractive person who waits by your locker,follows, or waits to talk to you during school

"oh gosh, weird marshall has been waiting for you after 6th period every day"

"I know he is such a locker stalker"

locker stalker by youlia February 7, 2009

locker licker 

The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it

victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"

teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"

Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"

*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*

locker licker by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013

Locker room rumble 

When two or more people engage in gay sex in a locker room.

Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.

Locker room rumble by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014

Locker Room Jousting 

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

Locker Room Jousting by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

Locker Fishing 

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

Locker Fishing by otherdamian December 1, 2009