lobster knife fight

Two words: fucking epic

"Holy shit Matt, it's a fucking lobster knife fight!"
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by Matty Riffs March 26, 2009

maine lobster

When a man squirts his load all over his female friends back, because she has a serious sunburn and your trying to cool her down

Sam had a really bad sunburn so she called Mike over to give her a maine lobster.

by masterquief69 March 7, 2011

Lobster back

An archaic slur for a British person - still used humorously today (British Army used to wear red coats - lobsters are red).

That dirty Lobster back has bad teeth.

by frick1 February 24, 2010

red lobster

A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.

-------Boondocks Reference-------
Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster
Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad!

Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good
Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have

by hdevonxz September 7, 2008

lobster cock

The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.

Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!

by Steve.RedFox August 6, 2007

lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.

Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.

by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008

Lobsteritis

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010