A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.
A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.
by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

To take a piss (males)
by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

by SomeDudeOnDiscord May 10, 2018

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.
by Mark W Walker June 21, 2012

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'
by mincerlizard December 7, 2011

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
