lizard stomper

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.

A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.

by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012

race the lizard

when a male uses his hand to jack off

He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

drain the lizard

To take a piss (males)

Dude, pull over, i need to Drain the Lizard

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

gay lizard

A lizard that is gay, usually very gay.

Casiporvidia is a gay lizard.

by SomeDudeOnDiscord May 10, 2018

Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

by Mark W Walker June 21, 2012

mincing lizard

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'

hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!

by mincerlizard December 7, 2011

Squished Lizard

A squished lizard is when a dude presses his dick up against a glass panel ( i.e window )

I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.

by dark sunshine March 8, 2009