Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

Lizard Lamping by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

lizard stomper 

A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.

A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.

lizard stomper by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012

lizard slinging 

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

lizard slinging by GilaChukker September 8, 2009

Lizard Fight 

A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.

We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.

Lizard Fight by pussymanslashnuggetismyniche October 11, 2012

Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

Lizard Jesus by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Lizard squad 

A bunch of cocksuckers who live in their parents basement using their retardness to ddos and hack Psn and XBL

. They also have multiple twitter accounts as they are butt scared that they will be banned. The CIA will hunt them down and send them to a mental prison for retardsSo hopefully they will drop the soap and get their tiny dicks mistaken for a vagina.

Lizard squad

Lizard squad by Lizard squad December 27, 2014

Lizard kissing 

Kissing with tongues but shallow and flickering like a lizard tongue.

"Haha you look like a lizard... ewww that was definitely lizard kissing!"

Lizard kissing by MAPRGHP April 16, 2010