Lionel Messi

Young Argentinian super-talent, showed impressive play at the U-20 World Championships and continues to do so at FC Barcelona.

Often compared with Diego "hands in mi pocket" Maradona.

Man did u see the u-20 world cup, lionel messi took every award there was LOL!

by Alessandroooooooooo January 23, 2006

Liona

A beautiful, funny, sexy, fiery girl that will rock your whole world. She knows exactly what to say and will do anything to make you happy. If you meet a Liona you will probably find yourself falling head over heels for her.

"Have you seen that new girl yet?"

"No dude"
"Shes one hell of a Liona"

by Ahelya June 16, 2016

lion's share

The larger or greater part of something divided up.

His wife does the lion's share of the housework.

by Jungle Audience January 31, 2014

Lion Day

A day when the authorities in large urban cities release hundreds of Lions onto the streets to clean up the homeless problem and the hangers on of legitimate protests, who occupy public parks. Lion Day is announced with appropriate forewarning on basic cable and radio, so anyone with a job, or a home knows to remain inside. No Lions are harmed on Lion Day. They are treated with the utmost respect, and a good meal.

Bro, these people and their tents are getting disgusting. When's Lion Day?

by unchainedheat November 15, 2011

lionheart

1.) A great person
2.) A hero like by many

omega lionheart was a pimp

by Darien Wilde November 20, 2003

Lionspread

The spreading of the ass cheeks to stop the chaffing after shitting all day from Lionshead beer, or any other beer that causes exceptional defecation the day after.

John: "Why you walkin like dat youngboul?"

Tyler: "I have to pull the Lionspread, cause my asshole is on fire from shitting today from the Lionshead last night."

John: "Fuck-a alls da lionhead, the day afta is like charizard is spittin fire on your brown eye."

Tyler: "...trills."

by tipsy mc.bongrips January 12, 2011

Liolitequtolwol

Pronounced: (Loi tiqut low) A disease that originates from a bacteria, usually from lack of sleep and/or sleeping in a cold place. The bacteria migrates to the esophagus, were it lays dormant until a certain temperature is achieved. Once at approximately 52 degree (F), The bacteria "Awakens" and begins to multiply. The bacteria then causes the vocal cords to rupture. After the destroying of the vocal cords, the bacteria forms new ones and make you sound like Morgan Freeman or another awesome announcer.

Guy 1: "Dude your voice sounds so cool!"
Guy 2: "Dude, I have Liolitequtolwol..."
Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm so sorry..."
Guy 2: "I sound cool though, eh?"

by TheOnlyAvester October 27, 2010