Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019

Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.

I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.

by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025

Lingericity

A measure for how much a fart lingers after its been dropped. The longer it hangs around, the higher the lingericity.

Guy #1: Oh that fart stinks!
Guy #2: Yeah sorry, I had curry for dinner last night

***5 mins later***

Guy #1: I can still smell that fart
Guy #2: Yeah, it's got good lingericity

by Cookius December 26, 2022

Lingering femininity

When a transmasculine or FTNB person has that little dash of unwanted femininity from being raised as a female since birth.

Darn my lingering femininity, why do I still like this stuff?

by Jumbo Shrimp March 18, 2021

Fear Linger

That feeling you get when you just got done with a sweaty dump session and you have to go back in for round two.

That curry chimichanga had be fear linger all day

by Tink-R Certified November 7, 2018

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019