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limbaughed

1: Sup nig.
2: Aw, dogg, I don't feel so good.
1: The Man got you down?
2: Naw, man, I'm limbaughed up on these purple pills dat No Good gave me.
1: Aw shucks.
by Aesop Rock January 16, 2004
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Limbaughfication

A fetish for being humiliated by being transformed into a rancid-mouthed, cigar-smoking hot-air balloon.
Limbaughfication is my specialty, now with death from lung cancer included
by Queen Buttrix February 19, 2021
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Limbaughing

aka Limbaugh (future tense), and Limbaughed (past tense). This term came about over a year after Santorum became a popular term. The use of the word can be broken down thusly-

1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.

2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.

3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.

4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
Person A- It was so much fun going to the theatres with you Cindy! We should do this more- GAH!

Person B- What's wrong, Martha?

Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.

-or-

"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."

-or-

"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."

Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.

Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Shadytrix December 7, 2013
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Limbaughitis

Also called Rush Syndrome.

A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness

amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may

be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects

and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the

host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons

with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self

aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an

insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.

Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.
“Dude, did you hear about Jim?

Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a

Rush too.”
by Attaboyslim January 3, 2014
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Limbaughtomy

A severe impairment of cognitive function as a result of repeated exposure to bigoted views (see “Bignorism”).

Neural activity that would normally travel to the neocortex (in the upper brain) for analysis and evaluation is diverted to the amygdala (in the lower brain, a center of emotion) where it excites fear and hatred.

This diversion of brain signals is a survival mechanism that evolved in early mammals to react to dangers, where immediate action is needed before the neocortex has time to mull over incoming information.

The amygdala does not apply logic as it scans for danger. If information is non-threatening, it allows transfer to the neocortex. When it senses danger, other parts of the brain are activated, and this can lead to aggressive responses driven by the lower (reptilian) brain.

An example is when people respond to a mass shooting by saying, “We should enact laws to restrict semiautomatic weapons and large clips”. Someone who has been Limbaughtomized instead hears, “Let’s have the gummint break into houses and seize any guns they find — next week we’ll go after swords, knives, needles and then rocks. Hell, let’s take their women while we’re at it”.
Thank God! Ever since O'Reilly was fired for sexual harassment, we've got one less bloviator to perform a Limbaughtomy. Could this help curb the growth of Bignorism?
by phidgety February 21, 2018
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limbaughtomized rushian

A person who has listened to Rush Limbaugh for so long that he acts as though he's had a lobotomy.
Dude, how was your family Thanksgiving dinner?

My brother is a limbaughtomized rushian, so you can guess how bad it was...
by Paula Waula November 25, 2011
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Limbaughing

V: Complaining that other people are being insensitive and cruel when they demand sponsors drop their support of you because of your own insensitive and cruel comments.
"Dude, quit Limbaughing about being dropped for being a douche."
by muggerjack June 13, 2012
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