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Lemon

The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.
1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.
by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013
mugGet the Lemonmug.

Lemons

the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them
e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"
by darbluva101 August 10, 2015
mugGet the Lemonsmug.

Lemon

Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.
Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"
by CaptainND February 18, 2014
mugGet the Lemonmug.

Lemon

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."
by antagonym May 9, 2015
mugGet the Lemonmug.

Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 June 5, 2011
mugGet the Lemonsmug.

Lemon

1. That which must be worshiped

2. A sexy and highly addictive thing to lick

3. That which many humans are extremely unworthy of
All hail the mighty lemon!
by iLoveLemons October 1, 2008
mugGet the Lemonmug.

Lemon

A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.
That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.
by Marlowe March 18, 2003
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