Lemon

The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.

1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.

by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013

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the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them

e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"

by darbluva101 July 18, 2015

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Lemon

Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.

Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"

by CaptainND February 18, 2014

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Something like a camel toe, but smooth

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."

by antagonym May 08, 2015

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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 May 11, 2011

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