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lasik

la-sic (noun)

1. Refractive surgury that can either improve your vision or ruin it even more.

2. Laser surgery performed to correct nearsightedness, farsightedness, or astigmatism by cutting a flap in the cornea and removing tissue underneath

3. All the rave nowdays for people seeking to rid themselves of glasses and "cure" their poor vision. Their friends are doing it, so why not them?

It was a fairly recent addition to reduce/correct myopia, hyperopia and astigmatism. Often the subject of much controversy. Some people are all for lasik, others say its the spawn of the devil. There is so much one can learn about lasik that entire books have been written on it. Lasik isnt for everyone, especially not very low or very high pescriptions. Those with thin corneas, dry eyes or huge pupils may want to stick with glasses. If you are thinking or considering lasik, do extensive research first!
Jack got lasik for his -4 myopia and one eye came out a perfect 20/20, the other 20/25. His vision at night wasnt quite as sharp but hes happy with his day vision and improvement overall.

Mark's lasik did not go well. He barely ended up 20/40 and can no longer correct to 20/20. His eyes are ruined and he will never see quite right again. Hes legally blind at night, due in part to his huge pupils. Mark rolled the dice on lasik and lost.
by Gil F. August 30, 2008
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Pussy Lassoed

He'd only been with her a week and he was already pussy lassoed, it's only a matter of time before he's completely whipped
by Mr. Polo Dolo October 10, 2011
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lashi

It refers to a person who we call bitch or broad in english
It refers to both men and women
jende, lash, bitch, broad, ...
Kheili lashi shodia. jadidan ziad ba dokhtara mipari
You have got lashi, newly you go out with girls alot
by Javad_JW February 17, 2010
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Lasse

A guy so otherworldly intelligent, that people around him think he's a nobody, but in his head he has the secrets of the universe.
You see that guy over there? I bet he's a Lasse.
by Cr3nzer June 20, 2015
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liverpool lass

Liverpool Lass was made patron saint of the internet in 2007. The caring shown towards others and her selfless posting of Angels and words of comfort to those less fortuneate than herself is truly awe-inspiring and has spawned many fans throughout forums across the web.
Her advancing years (her age is guessed to be mid fifties) has given her a multitude of wisdom and caring beyond all others.
Kangaroo's everywhere rejoiced after Liverpool Lass came out on their side following the Austrailian governments decision to cull the kangaroo population.
by Guardalupe Gazongas December 27, 2008
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Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
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Ladsie

Evolving from the small Original Ladsies, the Ladsies 2.0 was created in Dublin in August 2011 so the newly formed group of friends could stay in touch during the college years. The group, stronger than ever, now consists of over 20 people and now also includes spin off groups such as "The Lads" and "Motsies 1.0". Long live the Ladsies
Some shite person who isn't a Ladsie: "What are you doing tonight?

A Ladsies: "Having the best time with the Ladsies obviously xxxxx"
by kayto August 31, 2012
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