Foul Lasagna

The act of shitting in the bathtub and then covering it with newspaper. Then repeating until it resembles something of a lasagna.

I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna.

by Elfako August 24, 2008

lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010

Lasagnakkah

A new and unique holiday created by some friends in Northwest Georgia. Anybody can celebrate it, no matter what. It is not meant to replace any pre-existing holidays, but rather a holiday for everybody to celebrate together, even those who have no religious beliefs, but would still like something other than Christmas to celebrate. It lasts from December 23'rd until December 27'th.

John: Hey bro, are you gonna celebrate Christmas with us this year?
Steven: Yeah man. But I'll also be celebrating Lasagnakkah, would you like to celebrate that with me too?

by TheReverand December 28, 2013

Lasagna and Chill

Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.

Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)

^ That means two things

A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.

B) Did you smash?

A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.

by 7akeshi July 29, 2019

lasagnay

the food that for some reason people call "la-zon-ya" (lasagna).

"damn that's some good lasagnay."
"do you mean la-zon-ya?"
"NO! ITS LA-SAG-NAY!"

by mr.poopiebutthole April 25, 2021

turd lasagne

A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.

This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.

Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018