Larson

Larson, commonly mistaken with arson, is when instead of setting a building on fire you set a person on fire and proceed to stick a lacrosse stick up their ass.

“Where is Andrew?
“Oh you didn’t hear, he got 5 years in the pen for Larson.”
“Oh shit free the homie.”

by Quiff Lover May 3, 2021

boston larson

A Boston is a very nice person and will be very nice to anyone. He is also very sexy and will be a nice person

The definition of a Boston is very handsome.

Hey look at that Boston Larson, he is sexy

by Botony September 21, 2019

Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016

Mr. Larson

The social studies teacher who sits on the back of his phone and does nothing. He’s also a pervert and looks like remmy the rat😍

Ugh he’s such a Mr. Larson

by Taylorswiftspussycat March 23, 2022

Larsoning around

Larsoning around is a synonym for being a psychotic homeless person that's allergic to showers and is a burden on society.

Guy1: Woah look at that bum Larsoning around.
Guy2: Holy hell, he's probably not showered in years.

by A man who loves dem nugs April 4, 2024