Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

Loser Lapper

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

LOPPED

Being drunk beyond belief; hammered; smashed; willing to MOS with any brute available.

I was freakin' lopped last night!

by Brian Dbag Peters April 22, 2006

laped

a rape of the lips. a forced kiss onto someone without consent.

He locked the door to the bathroom and laped me!

by ross the boss09 May 4, 2009

goat-lipped hussy

Redneck term used by a redneck to describe his wife's lips in comparison to a goat when they are experiencing marital problems.

"Sandy, you're a fuckin' goat-lipped hussy. All you do is bitch bitch bitch! I like my goat Shelby better than I do your hormonal ass"

"Henry, you take your sorry ass and your fuckin' goat back to your mom's house. I'm sick of your shit!"

by Todd Tyree October 19, 2008

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020