lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

Laymanize

(verb) To explain something in simple terms for someone who is not proficient in a certain field of study. To put into "layman's" terms.

I don't understand that, could you laymanize it for me?

by zenmaster42 November 8, 2009

Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004

Lipman

A person who can do a lot of things at the same time. He or she has no problem at all with multi-tasking. He or she will always profit from this ability.

Person 1: 'Yeesh, why are you eating, brushing your teeth, making your homework and making your dinner for tonight all at the same time?'
Person 2: 'Because I can. I am a Lipman.

by Klaproos April 24, 2011

Laplante

1) Gracefully adapting to change; acceptance of change.

2) The act of ending civilization using an army of flesh-eating seals.

1) Sometimes life is sad, and hard, and complicated, but at least I can laplante fairly well.

2) Our world has been dominated by laplante, and now I am bleeding out of my stump leg while my friends try to fend off the seals.

by rutleps13 May 15, 2016

lapdancer dust

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.

I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

lawman

a self obsessed wank who often thinks he is god or a more powerful human being

i am d law a wank dj who cant mix a drink let alone 2 tunes

by j.cairns March 3, 2004