Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011

mitsubishi lancer evolution

the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.

V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.

*after race*

V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???

evo driver: we were racing?

by maddah faggah November 28, 2009

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011

lanie

well let’s just take a moment to recognize who or what a lanie is the def of a lanie is so so so beyond hard to explain first she is litterally a god at fortnite like no one can beat her~she also is rlly good at screaming....i think....she also wears clothes on the daily but that’s just a lanie type of thing ig🤷🏻 ♀️

person 1: do you see that girl? i think she is wearing clothes

person 2: yea that’s lanie...she usually is🤷🏻 ♀️

by taylor.x February 9, 2019

Lancer Vision

A term associated with California Baptist University. Due to the lack of attractive females, males start to find below-average females attractive. Such as thinking a 4 or 5 is closer to a 7 or 8.

Lancer Vision: Oh, Abigail isn't that bad looking. But Abigails is a 4 out of 10.

by Cowboy daddy January 24, 2023

white lantern

There can only be one. That one being the almighty and powerful Cam. Fearless leader of the Brotherhood of Cam. Who on the other hand has no game with the ladies.

The Brotherhood knows all.

Cam be with you.

We as human beings should all strive to reach the excellence that is cam.

All hail the white lantern.

by AFROhalfrican April 9, 2014

glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.

“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”

by notagay_420 December 4, 2018