Land of Hurricane Hazel 

Slang term for the city of Mississauga. Mississauga is a city in Southern Ontario located in the Municipality of Peel, and in the western part of the Greater Toronto Area.

Jack: Honey, where would you like to go on vacation?

Jill: Lets go to the Land of Hurricane Hazel.

Land of Hurricane Hazel by stanley2toronto September 28, 2011

Land Piranha 

Tiny viscous dog. Chihuahua.

Watch out for the Land Piranha, she means business.

Land Piranha by Which Witch October 6, 2020

Land & Expand 

The practice of fisting a new sexual partner on a first date. A real world use of a classic business bullshit saying, particularly fitting when it's often used in offices by massive arseholes.

She he was fun and horny and I really hoped I could land & expand her/him...

Land & Expand by Buziness_Bullshit_2_Urban June 10, 2021

Land of the Big PX

The United States mainland. Term used by American Servicemen in Southeast Asia (especially in the Philippines) to describe how they believe America is thought of by the natives. Usually used in conjunction with marriage.

Possibly also used by the natives themselves. PX stands for Post Exchange which is basically the military department store. It sold goods that the average local store didn't have. Servicemen would bring their native girlfriends or wives shopping on base. As they understood it, America had all of these goods and more. It was their main association with the US.

All these little Fillipina girls want to do is marry a Marine and get him to take her to the Land of the Big PX.

I can't wait to get out of this shithole country and go back to the Land of the Big PX.

Land of the Big PX by sfmc98 June 16, 2009

Land Cruiser 

The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.

Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.

Land Cruiser by J25 September 8, 2005

land of misfit toys 

A place where misfits gather and spend time. Spin off from the Island of Misfit toys. Which was made famous from the Christmas movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys.

I like working in the land of misfit toys.

land of misfit toys by Aunt Chrissy November 5, 2006

land whale 

The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.

Did you see that land whale on TV last night?

land whale by Master_stghm October 11, 2005