Keesler

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.

Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!

by mrm5593 September 25, 2006

grandma knees

Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.

guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.

by yTwigg June 30, 2016

packet knees

When you have had to much packet and your legs stop working

Pass me my drink i cant move my legs ive got packet knees

by Lewdoo December 4, 2016

war knees

War Knees is when ones knees are completely fucked up as a result of shooting at ISIS during this crazy shit war.

"SORRY MAN, I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH Y'ALL...I HAVE WAR KNEES."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

sex knees

1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.

2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position

girl: OW! look at my knees! they're bruised as hell.

boy: but weren't those sex knees so worth it?

by indubiately April 19, 2009