kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs

that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again

by heylistenhey July 25, 2019

Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019

Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom

Aye bro watch out kris might pipe your mom

by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020

Kris

Fucking idiot who fails all the time.

Person: Hey can you do this?
Kris: Whoops I failed.

by PackaDoritos March 1, 2020

Kris

A Kris is a strong, tuff and confidential individual that is loyal to defend his friends and especially family. A Kris is always jumping to your defence even if it means jumping in harm's way. Kris is the best person you could have by your side if you went to war, a warrior, selfless , good-looking and kind , lady's man who would make the best boyfriend ever because he would die for your honour, best person to talk to because he always has the right things to say and is a gentleman with ediquette . Kris has a large penis and is a very good operator with it. Kris is a genuine indervidguall

A Kris jumped in and sorted the conflict without hesitation

by Karl gto September 11, 2020

Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

Kris

A real go getter who loves Satan and blueberries, he lives in a small toolbox with a wooden spoon. He enjoys playing chess and shoving anything and everything up his ass with passion and no regrets, these items include the mailman, a teddy bear, Caillou, air freshener, cardboard boxes, toddlers, and rubber duckies. You’re lucky to find him in the alleyway sobbing about Lego guys with no 3D boobs. If you look him in his eyes you can see 13 different types of diet water. Always horny for juice boxes and apple pie.

1) Is that Comrade Kris?! I need to give him a bottle of vodka!

2) Wow its Kris, he’s so Pog

by Comrade Kristoff November 19, 2020