kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.

kosher beer by billtaylor.com February 6, 2005

Kosher Rasputin 

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

Kosher Rasputin by Don Everest April 7, 2005

kosher swag 

The best amazing jewish fun happy swag ~ kosherswag.com

I love kosher swag!!

kosher swag by nemo21 November 18, 2018

kosher pickle 

A circumcised penis. Common among Jewish and Muslim men.

Kyle Broflovski has a kosher pickle.

kosher pickle by awmm April 27, 2019

kosher dutch 

Kosher dutch can be defined as it's all good.

"im sorry about hitting you"
"Kosher dutch"

kosher dutch by Sarah Markle May 27, 2005

Kosher Sex

The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.

Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."

Kosher Sex by The Man with no face June 23, 2016

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

Kosher Salad by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009