kookaroo

A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.

All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!

by miniroy June 13, 2011

kooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

That was one bad ass kooker.

by Joe Donkey August 28, 2003

kook

a kook is a poser who turns up in the beach car park wearing a top of the range wetsuit and carrying a spanking new surfboard, checks the surf for an hour before actually going in, when it is so obviously pumping, then when he enters the water proceeds to splash around like a drowning rabbit. tip stay at home

check out the kook in the pink wetsuit

by snuffles October 16, 2004

Kolkata

Capital of West Bengal ... Place of Asia's biggest red light area ... Sonaganchi .... Probably this is the reason for calling it

"City of Joy"

oh amar kolkata ....

by SShhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ December 31, 2017

klokateer

a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.

man ever since the dethalbum came out these klokateers are everywear

by keonin October 11, 2009

Kook

kook: A person posing as a surfer, or telling everyone that he can bust a snap, bottom turn, or barrel when they can't. Does not know the proper surf terminology or vocab. Ie. uses terms that don't make any sense

Non-kook: A person being honest about their surfing ability. Honestly expresses their surfing ability. Does NOT drop in on other surfers or snake them. Follows the rules of the lineup.

Kook: "So yea, I was out busting some gnarly pounders when this huge curler came through and swamped me. Lucky for me I just jumped on my board and threw a gnarly air over the white wash without even trying. Hee hee hee."

Surfer: "Awww man. That last set was a clean out. I got hit pretty bad. Damn thing held me down for a while. Hey heres a good set. By the way you can bust a pretty solid snap on these. Not much force though. You have to really paddle for these."

OR

"Did you see that air? I was worried that I was going to break my board that time. But this kook dropped in on me and freakin' nearly took my head off. It's all good but...

(kook now yelling at surfer to not drop in on him).

Surfer: "You dropped in on ME! I didn't drop in on you!
Kook: Yeah well, watch where you're going bro!
Surfer: "What a kook."
ETC.

by Windham February 17, 2008

kookali

the state of being a kook
odd
queer
eccentric

*oddly shaped macaroni is kookali
Princeton hairdos tend to looks slightly *kookali
*that man on the bike who just almost ran me over was quite kookali

by meerkat/ash July 2, 2008