Something that is very good is considered to be "koofty", it's an adjective used to describe any sort of positive event, can also be used in conjunction with maximus/minimus... other variations include kooftlet, mini-kooft, or the infamous ever so exaggerated kooooofty (only used to rub something in that's positive for you but not for others)
Wow that meal we just had was really koofty.
Now that's what i call kooftimus maximus...
Vegas is so not koofty right now...
etc.
Now that's what i call kooftimus maximus...
Vegas is so not koofty right now...
etc.
by Amir M. June 28, 2007
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Danny: Why would I want to smell your koofi- koofi, you know that shit smells bad
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A: I failed my exam and if I don't get a 95% or higher next test I'll lose my scholarship.
B: You're in quite a koofy my friend...
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B: You're in quite a koofy my friend...
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