koofty

Something that is very good is considered to be "koofty", it's an adjective used to describe any sort of positive event, can also be used in conjunction with maximus/minimus... other variations include kooftlet, mini-kooft, or the infamous ever so exaggerated kooooofty (only used to rub something in that's positive for you but not for others)

Wow that meal we just had was really koofty.
Now that's what i call kooftimus maximus...
Vegas is so not koofty right now...
etc.

by Amir M. June 28, 2007

koofiesmackn

um i cant rememebr wut the definiton was but sumin bout drug dealing n kooefiesmackn phrase made popular by jim joness

im jus koofiesmackedddddddd yu n ya bytchassssssss

;koofiesmackn
plural koofiesmacker

by UMMMMMMMMM CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS December 24, 2008

koofafook

All the bad words you could possibly call someone rolled up in one word.

That dude who shit on your coat is a koofafook!

by Ponce Solo February 15, 2008

koofk

another word for kfc, or kentucky fried chicken.

person A:u wanna go get some chicken at the koofk.
person B:yea dude, they got snackers now and they're only a dolla.

by Dee Jay2491 March 2, 2008

koofi- koofi

1) The wanting to get a blowjob from a 90 year old British whore
2) The white little balls you cough up
3)A shake mixed with vagina juice, strawberries,cum, oysters, fecies and the pubic hair of a virgin

LIam: Yo smell this
Danny: Why would I want to smell your koofi- koofi, you know that shit smells bad

by D- crazy March 4, 2008

Koofa

Koofa means a person with a lot of pubic hairs that looks like a bush

Damn look at that koofa it's so hairy

Or
Look at that's guys hair it looks like a koofa

by Bgs.01 April 14, 2018

koofy

A dilema, an issue that seems to have no real answer.

I'm kinda in a koofy right now bro(cheated on fiance with fiance's co-worker)

A: I failed my exam and if I don't get a 95% or higher next test I'll lose my scholarship.
B: You're in quite a koofy my friend...

by xtract313 December 9, 2018