Kalind

A rare form of name, derived from research of Bonobo apes in Finland and India. People with this name are usually unstable, exercise extreme caution when around one. Alternatively, a bagel.

don't call them monkeys
man i could really use a kalind with some cream cheese and shiiitttt mmmmm

by Franksinatra09 January 9, 2009

Kalin

Handsome; smart;

The word "Kalin" is a girl/boy name.

Kalin needs to do his chores.

by ThatOneBlackNigga June 11, 2021

klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

by deek3241 October 5, 2006

Klingons

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






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by Mark H October 5, 2004

Kalin

a wonderful boy who shines like the sun, he has the cutest face and dimples in the world and he is also the best cs:go, chess and belote player, he is an angel.

Did you saw that ace? Yes, it must be Kalin!
Did you saw the most beautiful person? Yes, that was Kalin!

by 5522367 March 21, 2021

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

Kaling

A word used in Brunei and Malaysia to call indians. It's pretty much a really rude (but fucking funny) word, and if you called an indian that to his face, he'g probably try kill you (or kick you out of his kaling shop)

Nigger = Black person
Abo = Aboriginal

Kaling = Indian

by fuuck it July 1, 2011