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A rare form of name, derived from research of Bonobo apes in Finland and India. People with this name are usually unstable, exercise extreme caution when around one. Alternatively, a bagel.
don't call them monkeys
man i could really use a kalind with some cream cheese and shiiitttt mmmmm
Kalind by Franksinatra09 January 9, 2009
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A Loser who gets no girls, reeks of apex legends tournaments, limited edition Halo Mountain Dew and Doritios, and has no experience with the building up of the muscles
That nigga Kalind is a loser LMAOOOOOO
Kalind by Something Someinsome November 22, 2021
Related Words
Kalindu Kalind Kalinda Kalinderik Kalindi Kalindra Kalina kalin Kalida Kaling
It's a name for the world's most powerful dominator. He once single handedly fucked up the existence of the planet because he was bored. That MF SO DANEROUS. He tells his mom when to wake up.
MAN1: HEY DO YOU KNOW KALIND?
MAN2: OH GOD HOW DARE YOU SAY LORD'S NAME WITH YA FILTHY ASS MOUTH YOU INSOLENT FUCKER.
Kalind by futanarimommylover69 April 24, 2022

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"

"Yeah, that's Kalinda"

"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"

"Yeah, she's an angel"
Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013
Kaline's are very sweet loving and caring.They tend to care way to much sometimes about everyone else but themselves. They would most times give you the shirt right off their back.When in groups there very shy and self conscious but once warmed up are the life of the party loud funny and fun.Most Kalines are spontaneous and love adventure.In the bedroom there very private but a tad on the freaky side but love to cuddle up to their other half to a great love movie and have that one on one time with the one they love. Kalines are hard-working and pretty independent but would love to have the man/woman of their dreams sweep them off their feet and take control and take care of them in every aspect of life. Kalines are also known to have a sixth sense and have been told they might have some psychic abilities.on a scale of 1-10 Kaline's are rated at 9.9 for perfection if you are ever lucky enough to meet a Kaline hold on tight and dont let go she would be someone you want on your side.Shes probably the most trusting friend/lover/child/parent you will ever meet.
Kaline where do you want to go to dinner this evening?
kaline by Kaline May 4, 2017
Kulindu is a funny and chill guy. He’s a great friend and cares about his family plus lowkey a Marvel stan
Who’s that idiot in who sits next to you in English?
oh you’re probably talking about Kulindu, nah dude he lowkey cool
Kulindu by pussyonyurface January 10, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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