Kalind
A rare form of name, derived from research of Bonobo apes in Finland and India. People with this name are usually unstable, exercise extreme caution when around one. Alternatively, a bagel.
Kalind by Franksinatra09 January 9, 2009
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Kalind
A Loser who gets no girls, reeks of apex legends tournaments, limited edition Halo Mountain Dew and Doritios, and has no experience with the building up of the muscles
That nigga Kalind is a loser LMAOOOOOO
Kalind by Something Someinsome November 22, 2021
Kalind
It's a name for the world's most powerful dominator. He once single handedly fucked up the existence of the planet because he was bored. That MF SO DANEROUS. He tells his mom when to wake up.
MAN1: HEY DO YOU KNOW KALIND?
MAN2: OH GOD HOW DARE YOU SAY LORD'S NAME WITH YA FILTHY ASS MOUTH YOU INSOLENT FUCKER.
MAN2: OH GOD HOW DARE YOU SAY LORD'S NAME WITH YA FILTHY ASS MOUTH YOU INSOLENT FUCKER.
Kalind by futanarimommylover69 April 24, 2022
Kaliningrad
A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
Kalinda
Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"
"Yeah, that's Kalinda"
"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"
"Yeah, she's an angel"
"Yeah, that's Kalinda"
"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"
"Yeah, she's an angel"
Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013
kaline
Kaline's are very sweet loving and caring.They tend to care way to much sometimes about everyone else but themselves. They would most times give you the shirt right off their back.When in groups there very shy and self conscious but once warmed up are the life of the party loud funny and fun.Most Kalines are spontaneous and love adventure.In the bedroom there very private but a tad on the freaky side but love to cuddle up to their other half to a great love movie and have that one on one time with the one they love. Kalines are hard-working and pretty independent but would love to have the man/woman of their dreams sweep them off their feet and take control and take care of them in every aspect of life. Kalines are also known to have a sixth sense and have been told they might have some psychic abilities.on a scale of 1-10 Kaline's are rated at 9.9 for perfection if you are ever lucky enough to meet a Kaline hold on tight and dont let go she would be someone you want on your side.Shes probably the most trusting friend/lover/child/parent you will ever meet.
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