Kidding on the Square

A Frankenism, meaning joking, but really meaning it.

Nick: Hey, Frank, how's the wife treatin' ya?
Frank: Fuck you, Nick.
Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!

by Dorian Black June 21, 2005

Kidding Killing

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

by 6 4 1 November 8, 2008

You're kidding

No way.

Person one: I just blew Nancy's dogs legs off with a 12 gauge! HAHAHHAHAHA
Person two: You're kidding...

by wowzers1337 November 14, 2016

Kidding

The act of collecting kids and bring them into a white van, luring them by candy.

Derek: Hey what were you doing earlier?
Creepy Pedophile: Oh I was busy kidding.

by Afucktard December 12, 2019

Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.

What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing

by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011

Jason Kidding

Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.

As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.

by LakersFoLife November 28, 2013

your kidding

A way of saying “no way”. Either can be positive or negative.

Dylan: they have dark chocolate Reese’s now

Olivia: your kidding!!😱

Sarah: Josh is dating Katelyn again.
Olivia: your kidding...

by Thebeauty<3 April 21, 2018