koala tea 

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.

you're such a koala tea person.

koala tea by weathereports October 16, 2010

koala stick 

1. A long, mostly quite thin, pointy stick used to prod an object in order to examine it at a safe distance.

2. Slang word used to describe an odly shaped penis.

1. A: Is he still alive?
B: Don't know, prod him with a koala stick.

2. A: That guy always gets the girls.
B; Yes, but I've heard they always dump him because of his koala stick.

koala stick by CoolFire June 1, 2006

Koala Beer

In Australia a popular tourist buy is a tiny koala bear that can clip on to things. When said Koala bear is attached to the top of a beer the otherwise colloquial beverage is then transformed into a koala beer.

"Dude check it out, it's a koala beer!"

Koala Beer by IamCanadain December 12, 2009

Koala Pants 

Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.

"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"

Koala Pants by VenIggs October 16, 2011

koala fart 

Someone who is extemely annoying, loud, and overall asshole.

That guy is such a koala fart

koala fart by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Koala Mother 

A mother who is excessively lazy and lax when it comes to raising her child(ren). The fostering of an academically competitive spirit is not of concern to this mother. This form of upbringing follows a hands-off approach and allows the child(ren) to do whatever they please so as the mother can go about spending her day sleeping, lounging around, and generally just wasting time. The child is left without guidance or direction and most often ends up down a path of a financially unsuccessful career and winds up feeling emotionally unfulfilled. The child(ren) usually end up being lazy, unproductive, social creatures.. Similar to the mother.

A Koala Mother is essentially the exact opposite of a Tiger Mother.

Dan: "What ever happened to that kid who used to date your sister in high school? David Jones was it?"
John: "Yea, that was his name. Last I heard he was collecting unemployment, living at home with his parents, and just hanging out. I did hear that he recently mastered the new Halo edition on xbox though! haha!"
Dan: "Well, what do you expect. He wasn't given much of a chance with that Koala Mother of his. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

Koala Mother by The Surgeon 315 August 25, 2015

koala fuck 

the act of fornicating an extremely tall girl by wrapping your legs around her (like a koala), climbing her lanky, slender legs, and fucking the shit out of her holding on for dear life.

Yo Chris, you see that blond 7 foot 2" chick on the czech republic national basketball team?

- Yea man, I'd koala fuck the shit out of that lengthy cunt.

koala fuck by johnny erasmus December 25, 2010