Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Kettlecorn

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.

Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.

by Shanstin June 19, 2009

Kettle Bum

when you go for a poo and you have the worst ring sting known to man!

my kettle bum stings so bad

by ADEVANS90 April 3, 2011

Kettle-ing

Enclosing ones self in a confined, small area whilst smoking a joint. Similar to hotboxing, but generally is considered to be more middle class act. It also normally involves a small temporary structure such as a green house or tent.

Oi mate, wanna go kettle-ing tonight?

Yeah bruv.

by Colin the pug March 13, 2014

kettle cornian

1: Complex, being both sweet and salty

It’s a very kettle cornian relationship, it is abusive but loving.

by Kettle cornian June 3, 2018

Kettleface

The face a person pulls when they are disappointed with something that life has thrown at them.

See also kettled

Dawn really wanted a gin, so she pulled the kettleface when she was handed a glass of water.

by ynnuB July 25, 2011

kettle head

Dumber than a dumbass

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Forrest Coleman July 23, 2006