Klansman

A member of the Ku Klux Klan

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Klaus

The name of the talking German fish on the hit TV comedy American Dad!.
He was originally a German man, but was eventually turned into a fish by the CIA then Stan took him in. He now lives with Stan and the rest of his family. Despite his delightful personality (filled with multiple funny German words to ease the audience during moments on tension in the show), Klaus is basically universally hated and is often told to shut up despite his keen knowledge, good ideas, and helpful advice.
He is also in love with Francine, Stan's wife, and he is orange.

Klaus: (attempts to give good advice to whomever during an episode)
Francine, Roger, Steve, Stan, Hayley, or any other person in the cast of American Dad!: "Shut up, Klaus."

by yesiwatchamericandad January 6, 2013

Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

by [_m4] July 9, 2006

klassick

adj., exceptional, noteworthy

Did anybody see how scaredish and agimatated Dave Letterman looked after M.I.A. did "Paper Planes" on his show? Klassick.

by Guru Voodoo January 3, 2009

klapperich

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

kapsturbate

The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?

Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.

by kapsturbator June 26, 2010

kaapstad

Kaapstad means Cape Town in afrikaans.

Welkom in Kaapstad.

by Blackorchid1611 September 27, 2015