Kiwi

Testicle or Testicles.

You just got hit in the kiwi.

by Steven Gomez February 28, 2008

Kiwi

An imaginary person from Brazil who is awesome at everything he does.

Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?

by Jenson the Kiwi Guy October 23, 2008

Kiwi

An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.

Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...

by bonza bob July 30, 2004

Kiwi

Female sexual organ

omg, he totally just tried to put his banana in my kiwi!

dude, dont touch my kiwi

by xanarchy_kitty October 17, 2009

Kiwi

Really happy Fruit
Who always makes you smile
hates orange but loves carrots

Kiwi

by Jelly101 November 23, 2011

Kiwi

A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.

Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.

Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!

by Pastor Kidneys October 09, 2010

Kiwi

A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.

Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.

"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"

"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."

by mtlbro October 09, 2011