Who do you think you are, Kiwi or something?
by Jenson the Kiwi Guy February 28, 2009

An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.
by bonza bob July 30, 2004

by xanarchy_kitty October 16, 2009

Kiwi
by Jelly101 November 23, 2011

A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.
Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!
by Pastor Kidneys October 12, 2010

A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.
Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.
Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.
"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"
"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."
"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."
by mtlbro October 9, 2011
