kitten

|-> A Very Safe Psychedelic Dissociative Anaesthetic that's gaining Recreational Popularity on the Streets Everywhere as a new Tool to Escape or Enhance the Ruthless Reality, and also for Exploring the Other Worlds and Universes, without any apparent Side-Effects from Short-Term use, even at Higher Doses, but never exceeding 500mg insufflated by people with Huge Tolerances.

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PS.>- One of the Safest and Funnest drugs known to ManKind!1
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- "Have you seen the new Kitten I Adopted Today, m8?!1"

"ARRr m8y!, Lookz like a Killer Kitten, Killer Kitten indeed it is!... - May I Pet it plz??!1"

> *ME0W!ME0W!ME0W!* !!!1Oneoneone

-"Aye CaptaiN, it Bites something Fierce!1"

by Kaysage Dimitri February 18, 2008

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kitten

A word females enjoy more than 'pussy' when referring to their vagina.

kitten :

Male to Female: "Oooh what a nice shaved kitten"

Female to Male: "I want you to touch my kitten...look how wet it is!"

"You have such a nice, tight kitten."

by Snuggle Bunny062686 October 17, 2008

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Kittening

The act of kittens, who aren't quite old enough to know better, trashing up an environment when left unsupervised for too long. May also refer to the act of cleaning up after said kittens.

"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"

by Pea Kay March 20, 2012

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