Kitten

Typically a soft girl who has soft and wholesome features uses phrases like "pls ;~;" "I rlly need a hug rn :(" " hmph" "noooooo" "pweaseeee" "meanie" ">:("

Person: you're an absolute kitten
Retard in denial: Noooo I'm not kitten >:(

by AlphamaleChad August 25, 2019

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by Laura May 13, 2005

Kitten

Often defined as a male that is attracted to older women or who want to date a woman that is older than he is.

Joe stopped a lady on the street and explained to her that he was attracted and wanted to date his father's 70 year old wife. Joe is sucha Kitten

by Dr. Ayeee October 5, 2017

Kitten

A slang term for Ketamine. It is a white powdery substance that induces a state referred to as "dissociative anesthesia". Also known as kitties.

Who's got kittens?!

by sdlknfdaabsjkl October 4, 2010

kittens

poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"

"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!

by misssmartypantslolpants January 29, 2009

Kitten

Girls who like when the older boys flirt with them.

That Kitten, Chunga, was all over your grandpa the other day.

by LilManSam December 20, 2010

kittens

Kittens can mean almost anything from cat babies....to grams of marijuana. Some people may consider their reptiles 'kittens'. Others, may even call lint or dust particles 'kittens'.

Ex #1: Noname: "Awww, look at those adorable little kittens. Is that the cat that gave birth to them?"

Ex #2: Noname: "Hey you lookin for some trees, how much?"
Tanya: "Yeah, at least three kittens or so."

Ex #3: Noname: "Oh My Goodness, is your snake mean"
Tanya: "No, my kitten is actually quite a sweetie."

Ex #4: Tanya: "Jesus Suzie.. Thats one huge-ass fricken kitten clung to your shirt. Did you even notice it?"

by PurpleTanya October 22, 2007