kevin

kevin is a guy that totally sucks massive dick at all sports and his head flops around like a fuckin retard when he runs. he consumes massive amounts of dollar general and pizza sticks giving him the power to perform ultra gay activities with his epileptic dog also he thinks he can fight but even his trans-sexual brother can beat him up.he tries to compare himself to his awesome friends like wyatt and mack who get more pussy than he could ever imagine,but he really just has a bowl cut and cries every time anyone calls him fat which is the truth because he is like 200 pounds over weight he is known to most people as a poor ass or a kev-jizz he likes to tell people he plays basket ball really good but he actually sucks dick really good just ask Sheldon his fagget accomplice in the gay arts also known to us total bad asses as a shell-douche and there was this kid named austan but we wont get into that ,lets just say he was an even bigger fag until kevins ass swollowed him. he is also know to like cereal boxes ALOTTTTT !!!!!!!!!
guy1: hey look at that poor ass

guy2:oh him thats kevin
by that guy over there April 30, 2012
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A guy that sucks dick and eats ass holes. The man of the gay party. uses strap ons. But not a bad guy to hang with.
oh man kevins here hes amazing!
by the ass man no homo February 08, 2017
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Kevin got a little dick I aint feel that shit in my pussy.
by fkchents&sabine November 18, 2016
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person 1there goes kevin
person 2 he a megafaggot
by SaltyfaunYT November 20, 2018
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to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person
Freaking Kevin!
You really Kevin'ed that.
by notcivin September 27, 2017
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a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.
I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.
by Cclassmate May 30, 2013
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(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.
went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!
by albion November 21, 2012
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