Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.
A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.
by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021
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Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer
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Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.
i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.
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Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing
Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!
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Keanu Minaj

Keanu Minaj, is very iconic, and is better than everyone 😍😍
Everyone is jealous of Keanu Minaj as he is superior to you all
Keanu Minaj means iconic and very important
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keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.
Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"
by Spoopy Chicken September 12, 2019
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KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.
by Ivor Bigshaft August 24, 2007
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